QUIZ: Match Suburban Women’s Quotes With Immigrant Neighbors’ Country Of Origin

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  1. I’m not making it up – he works THREE jobs and she stays home with the kids.
  2. Oh, and the daughter? The one who always has her damn nose in a book? She just won the County Spelling Bee again.
  3. It creeps me out. They’re just like, so, ummm, oh what’s the word? Polite?
  4. Rick says we won’t lose a game this year if their son knows how to play lacrosse.
  5. I saw them yesterday at the store. The wife checks her receipt like she’s keeping track of every goddamn penny.
  6. So, I said to Caden, “Why did we even buy you that stupid violin? Your little friend next door practices 3 hours a night!”
  7. Whatever they’re making for dinner smells way better than what we’re having.

A) HONDURAS B) NIGERIA C) CHINA D) MEXICO E) VIETNAM F) INDIA G) ALL OF THE ABOVE

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