- I’m not making it up – he works THREE jobs and she stays home with the kids.
- Oh, and the daughter? The one who always has her damn nose in a book? She just won the County Spelling Bee again.
- It creeps me out. They’re just so, like, ummm, oh what’s the word? Polite?
- Rick says we won’t lose a game this year if their son knows how to play lacrosse.
- I saw them yesterday at the store. The wife checks her receipt like she’s keeping track of every fuckin’ penny.
- So, I said to him, “Why did we even buy you that stupid violin? Your little friend next door practices 3 hours a night!”
- Hate to say it, but whatever they’re making for dinner smells way better than what we’re having.
A) HONDURAS B) NIGERIA C) CHINA D) MEXICO E) VIETNAM F) INDIA G) ALL OF THE ABOVE