In Eye-Opening Caitlyn Jenner Opinion Poll, Most Frequent Male Responses Vary By City

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  • Philadelphia: I’d do her.
  • Detroit: I’d hit ‘dat.
  • Cleveland: I wouldn’t kick her outta bed for eatin’ crackers.
  • Boston: I wouldn’t kick her outta bed for eatin’ oyster crackers.
  • New Orleans: I wouldn’t kick her outta bed for eatin’ candied pecans.
  • Dallas: Ok….strictly off the record? Yeah, bud. Hell yeah!
  • Chelsea/West Village: Her hair really needs work.
  • Rest of New York: Get out of my face.
  • Chicago: LET’S GO HAWKS!
  • Washington, DC: No comment.
  • Los Angeles: Why, do you know someone at the E! Channel?
  • San Francisco: Can I show you my opinion poll analytics app?
  • Portland: What was the question again?
  • Seattle: Forget what you’ve heard about opinion poll analytics apps in the Bay Area.
  • Montreal: Je ne voudrais pas son coup de pied hors du lit pour manger de la poutine.

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